June 2011
“Real Men Eat Pussy”
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
Getting a text:
pray4salvation:
From your crush:
From someone you don’t want to talk to:
From someone you hate:
From one of your friends:
From your best friend:
Producer Pucca: WOW lol →
puccascotty:
Your past life diagnosis:
I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Scotland around the year 425. Your profession was that of a seaman, cook or carpenter.
Your brief psychological profile in your…
“Im hungry”
